the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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