So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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