i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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