sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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