I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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