I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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