so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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