I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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