shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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