so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
its liver damage thursday
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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