Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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