Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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