why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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