ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
