found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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