WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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