is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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