just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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