I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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