Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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