The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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