she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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