I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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