I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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