i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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