idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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