he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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