Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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