My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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