Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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