I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I FOUND THE LEGS
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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