idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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