some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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