we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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