Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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