She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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