People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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