I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Randomize
