I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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