that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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