i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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