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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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