Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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