Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
