You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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