The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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