I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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