Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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