If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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