well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
