The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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